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Which insect has disgusting taste?

    Well, come on, who chew poo?

For sure some insects love this food –

    It’s not a lie.  They do!


The dung beetles think chewy poo’s

   The yummiest food of all,

But first they'll push their tasty meals

   Along in a huge ball.


Who’d like to be a dung beetle?

   Oh put your hands up please!

Transporting dung in massive piles

   This beetle does with ease.


Hands up who thinks he's stronger

   Than this beetle?  No you’re not!

These strongest creatures in our  world.

       Would outperform you lot!


Apart from in Antarctica

    You’ll find them everywhere

Shoving, pushing great poo balls

    And taking lots of care.


Sat at your desk - well think ahead.

    What would YOU love to do?

I’ll bet there’ll not be one of you

    Who’ll work at rolling poo.


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