Funny Poems 2

'Whatever happened to Wally the Werk?'

At school he seemed - well, like a bit of a berk.

     He wasted his time at school in our class

     And how the poor teachers he loved to harass.'


'He was boring, was stupid and a bit of a wimp.'

'He was lazy and crazy with hair long and limp!'

    'I never knew Wally to polish his shoes.'

    'When other folk worked, he’d be having a snooze.'


'So, what did become, then, of Wally the Werk?'

'When I tell you the truth, you really will smirk,

      For Wally’s done well – he’s a millionaire!

      So if you are a wally, you mustn’t despair.'


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* This was one of almost 400 poems chosen for publication in 2010 by teachers in many different schools across West Yorkshire.  The children and teachers enjoyed this poem and I hope you do too.  Josie

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