Funny Poems 2 Our Language

When Percy Peckle pickled a pear,

He bottled a bluebottle and balanced a bear.

    He collected a curry, discovered a deer;

    Buried a bone and then bought a beer.

 

Although Percy Peckle pickled a pear,

The buzzing bluebottle caused him despair.

     Whilst the bear and curry both disappeared

     He feasted on pheasant.  Now wasn’t that weird?

 

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* Published in 2010.  Chosen by teachers and children across West Yorkshire. (AMS Educational Ltd, Leeds)

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By Josie Whitehead

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