Funny Poems 2 Magical/Mystical Poems

There’s a witch inside our photo booth

     Who’s as mean as mean can be,

For when I saw my photograph,

      I knew it wasn’t me.


The woman in the picture

    Was a monster, vampire, worse!

The witch inside that photo booth

      Had put on me a curse.


This ugly person had blue hair

    And wrinkles on her face,

And, instead of my own lovely smile,

    Well what was in its place?


A scowling ugly face looked back,

    With evil looking eyes,

So when I saw this photograph,

     Imagine my surprise!


My husband said: “That's not you dear!

     Well ask just anyone,”

And I heard the sound of laughter,

    For the witch thought it was fun.


I called the manager across

    And said: “Look here my man!

Your photo booth is telling lies!

     Do something if you can."


"The time has surely come to rid

    Your store of such as she!"

But with a shrug, he laughed and said:

   “Well, it looks like you to me.”


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