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Background Heading By Josie Whitehead Funny Poems 2

Illustration by Jonathan Evans

Look!  It’s raining cats and dogs

And it’s even raining frogs.

      Puppies and kittens

      Fly all over Britain -

And so do the toads and the frogs.

 

There’s a cow high up in the sky,

And we’re told that pigs might fly.

      Oh mind!  Duck your head

      And watch where you tread

When the piggies are up in the sky.

 

Can animals fly in the sky?

Well one animal really can fly,

     For a bat’s not a bird,

     But a reindeer?  Absurd!

But most of them really don’t try.

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