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Though my eyebrows are orange

    And my eyes are quite red;

Though I wear an umbrella

    On top of my head;

 

Though I walk with a hop

    But perhaps rather slow,

I am perfectly normal

    I’d like you to know.

 

So you think I’m not listening

    And seem deep in thought?

Then I sometimes shout loudly

    And seem overwrought?

 

With my long matted beard

    That’s as white as the snow,

I am perfectly normal

    I’d like you to know.

 

Yes, I fall about laughing

    When I really should cry;

Yes, I read double Dutch

    Without needing to try - - -

 

     OH - OH - OH - OH!

 

. . .  And perhaps I am strange

    And others agree –

But it’s perfectly normal,

     For someone like me.

 

 

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