Said the blackbird to the robin:

    'I’d love a worm for tea.

I know that you like wriggly worms,

    So perhaps you can help me.'

 

'Yes,' replied the robin.

     'I know just the place for you:

In Mrs Whitehead’s garden

   You’ll find more than just a few.'

 

Said the ladybird to the blue tit:

    'I’d love greenfly for my tea.

I know that you like greenfly

    So perhaps you can help me.'

 

'Yes,' replied the blue tit.

     'I know just the place for you:

In Mrs Whitehead’s garden

   You’ll find more than just a few.'

 

Said the moorhen to the ducklings:

     'I’d love bread and seeds for tea.

I know that you like these as well,

    So perhaps you can help me.'

 

'Yes,' replied the ducklings:

     'We know just the place for you:

In Mrs Whitehead’s garden

   You’ll find more than just a few.'

 

Said a fat boy to his mother:

 

'I’d love some chocolate biscuits, a milkshake,

a scone with some jam, and lots and lots of creamy cakes for tea.  I know you like these things as well, so perhaps you can help me.'

 

So what do you think his mother said?

 

'No!' replied his mother:

     'It’s NOT the place for you.

All those biscuits, chocolate and milkshakes?

   No! Not even a few!'

 

And his mother was quite right!

 

 

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