Illustrations by Jonathan Evans
Yes, I certainly have, for -
I flew to the moon, kissed a baboon,
Then had coffee in Buckingham Palace.
I went for a swim and then on a whim
Had lunch with a cowboy in Dallas.
Then, for a lark, I swam with a shark -
Though the sea was a little bit chilly.
So to warm up my knees, I climbed a few trees.
Perhaps you might think this was silly.
So I climbed down again, took a plane out to Spain
And it was here that I surfed on a swell.
And what about you? Well what did you do?
Was your weekend quite busy as well?