By Josie Whitehead

Funny Poems 2 Main Poetry Index Try: It's Raining Cats and Dogs

Illustrations by Jonathan Evans

Copyright aeroplane Monkey Heading Beach Shark Cowboy blue
Listening Page

Yes, I certainly have, for -

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I flew to the moon, kissed a baboon,

    Then had coffee in Buckingham Palace.

I went for a swim and then on a whim

    Had lunch with a cowboy in Dallas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then, for a lark, I swam with a shark -

    Though the sea was a little bit chilly.

So to warm up my knees, I climbed a few trees.

    Perhaps you might think this was silly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I climbed down again, took a plane out to Spain

    And it was here that I surfed on a swell.

And what about you?  Well what did you do?

    Was your weekend quite busy as well?

JOSIE'S POEMS

A Skype Visit to YourClass?

FUNNY POEMS

For Children

Poems to Perform Index