Goosey Goosey Gander
Is like the salamander.
At home on land and water
He does the things he ought-ter.
He’s a most efficient guard dog;
More ferocious than a warthog.
His cosy feathers, white or grey,
Make cosy fillings for duvets.
Potatoes cooked in goose fat?
Nothing can surpass that -
And when you have a chesty cold,
Rub goose-fat on your chest we’re told.