At Betty’s Butty you will find

Delicious food of every kind:

    Fried rats’ tails and slugs on toast -

    Though beetle dung’s a tasty roast.

 

At Betty’s Butty try the worms -

Oh come on!  Don’t sit there and squirm.

    Mixed with spaghetti, they’re a treat

    Though some might find them rather sweet.

 

At Betty’s Butty, there’s much more

Which hungry children will adore:

    Shredded boots and old-shoe stew -

    These delicacies are good for you.

 

At Betty’s Butty - try her cakes!!!

They’re often made from rotting snakes

    But with rat sauce and sweet poo spice

    I think you’d find them rather nice.

 

At Betty’s Butty - - Oh!  Come back-

I haven’t started yet on snacks!

   Well, since you don’t want help from me

   I’m off to get some green grass tea.

 

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FUNNY POEMS FOR CHILDREN

 

By Josie Whitehead