At Betty’s Butty you will find
Delicious food of every kind:
Fried rats’ tails and slugs on toast -
Though beetle dung’s a tasty roast.
At Betty’s Butty try the worms -
Oh come on! Don’t sit there and squirm.
Mixed with spaghetti, they’re a treat
Though some might find them rather sweet.
At Betty’s Butty, there’s much more
Which hungry children will adore:
Shredded boots and old-shoe stew -
These delicacies are good for you.
At Betty’s Butty - try her cakes!!!
They’re often made from rotting snakes
But with rat sauce and sweet poo spice
I think you’d find them rather nice.
At Betty’s Butty - - Oh! Come back-
I haven’t started yet on snacks!
Well, since you don’t want help from me
I’m off to get some green grass tea.
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