ALL THOSE SILLY PEOPLE

By Josie Whitehead

Funny Poems 2 Main Poetry Index Mr McCortney

JOSIE'S POEMS

Copyright on all my poems

* Published in 2010 - Josie's Poems 'Funny Poems' -

AMS Educational Publishers, Leeds.

Funny Page Heading - Cream and Black Caroline Porter Go to sleep Jonathan Hewitt Susie Woo

I know a man called Mr McCortney          

Who is short, bald and going on forty.    

He was lost in the middle of Orkney -

Poor old Mr McCortney-ortney.

 

I know a lady called Susie Woo

Who had a baby dressed in blue.

She dropped the baby in the stew,                        

Poor little Susie Woo-boo.

 

I know a girl called Caroline Porter

Who dropped her teddy in the water.

He stayed there for a year and a quarter,      

Poor little Caroline Porter-orta.

 

I know a man called Jonathan Hewitt

Who bought some steak but couldn't chew it.    

He broke his teeth before he knew it -                  

Poor old Jonathan Hewitt-bluett.

 

There are no more stories for today -

But tomorrow is another day.

Now go to sleep or go to play

All you silly children!

 

 

 

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