ALL THOSE SILLY PEOPLE
By Josie Whitehead
Funny Poems 2
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* Published in 2010 - Josie's Poems 'Funny Poems' -
AMS Educational Publishers, Leeds.
I know a man called Mr McCortney
Who is short, bald and going on forty.
He was lost in the middle of Orkney -
Poor old Mr McCortney-ortney.
I know a lady called Susie Woo
Who had a baby dressed in blue.
She dropped the baby in the stew,
Poor little Susie Woo-boo.
I know a girl called Caroline Porter
Who dropped her teddy in the water.
He stayed there for a year and a quarter,
Poor little Caroline Porter-orta.
I know a man called Jonathan Hewitt
Who bought some steak but couldn't chew it.
He broke his teeth before he knew it -
Poor old Jonathan Hewitt-bluett.
There are no more stories for today -
But tomorrow is another day.
Now go to sleep or go to play
All you silly children!
Big Bad Maggie
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